Stardust Utopia

*lying in bed*

Me: Tomorrow I'm going to start exercising, yeah, and I'll get fit. I'm gonna cut all the chocolate and junk food out of my diet too, and just eat healthy. And I'm going to start going to bed earlier, and not waiting until the last minute to do assignments. Then I'll have less stress. And I'm going to start going over my schoolwork every night so studying isn't so hard when exams come. And I'll be kinder to everyone. And I'll be more confident. I'll just be a better person, yeah.

*in the morning*

Me: ah fuck it.

syrinxfox:

One of my juvenile diamond doves hanging out on my ceiling fan wondering what’s up.

(via fat-birds)

abakkus:

are you sure

are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1

that you never listen to bieber

are you totally sure

(via manwaifu)

Going to a friends house

Normal people: What a lovely home you have

Me: Whats your wifi password?

(Source: noon, via wondercrow)

timeladymaddy:

eltaco:

Apparently my dad and I have near identical signatures and I just found out last week. That bastard must have changed his to look like mine.

Totally. Oh you should see my permit:P When I was waiting in line I was all ‘just take your time on your signature, then it’ll look nice.’ but when I had to sign it I panicked and just did it fast so it looks bad. *sigh*

stealingcheese:

i made a bet with my friend for 20 bucks and she won
shes expecting money but little does she know im gonna give her 20 pictures of bucks, male deers.

i love myself

(via wondercrow)

penguins-and-rainbows:

titzuno:

TILA

Poor Alpha ~~(Very good, Beta)~~